It seems amazing, but the urge to eat cheese is so strong that many prisoners have figured out a way to make it in their cells. One prisoner wrote to us several years ago about his method of making his own cheese. Then, we received a letter from a customer who used to work in a prison, and he verified the popularity of this endeavor.
We can’t say the name or location of our prisoner, but we applaud his ingenuity. (All the pictures in this article are generic pictures of prisons, etc.) In reading the letters below, you must keep in mind the fact that this man’s only resource was the small cartons of milk he could get from the kitchen. He made his cheese with no culture or rennet and this is truly amazing. Because he had to use pasteurized milk in which the natural lactic culture had been destroyed, he actually was forced to isolate the good lactic bacteria from his surroundings to produce cheese.
All of the things we dream up in jail to make are only “like” the real thing, and so I’m sure my cheese can only be classified as “like the real thing.” But when one is deprived of the pleasures of “everyday foods” one finds a way to stretch the imagination through improvising. It’s the simple things of life we often take for granted.
About the whey I use as a starter; it is collected from an unopened half-pint carton that has rested at room temperature for 48-50 hours. When you open it, it must not smell bad and the block of curd must not be floating, if either sign is present, toss it out. The whey must not taste bad or bitter. I have found it can be poured into a fresh carton and placed in a couple inches of warm water to persuade the milk to curd.
The whey off one carton will set two cartons of milk, which can be done right in the carton. I set the carton right in the sink in 2″ of warm water. The curd should form in 30 minutes, if not leave it in the warm water a few minutes more until it does. The curd is a soft curd and can be drained in a cloth or colander. (If you pour it into milk that is 24 hours old you won’t need to heat it with warm sink water.)
The other thing I’ve tried is to collect the whey, salt it heavily, and age it three more days. It must develop further lactic acids and bacteria because only a few small spoons will curd a carton. Also, the cheese tastes stronger. We get small packets of salt, probably two pinches worth. In a half-pint of whey I use about 15 packets of salt.
The best way is to just use the curd that forms in the carton after two days. However, if I’m short on milk or if one has gone bad, it’s nice to be able to “set” a fresh carton of milk. The quantity I make is best made from 3 milks; this amount works best for my little press.
Here is the basic process:
Let a few ½ pint cartons rest for 48 hours. When opened there should be a small cube of curd formed at the bottom. (If it’s floating or smells bad, throw it out.) Pour off the whey and dump the curd into a drainer. (I use a small Styrofoam bowl with small holes made with a pencil, stack it in another bowl to catch the whey and cover it.)
Turn the curd every so often, about every 15 minutes. When it firms up you can cut it to help it drain. After 2-3 hours, smash it in a bowl, salt it to taste and then press it. Turn it often. After an hour or two I take it out and let it rest on a few pencils (the drying “rack”!) It’s ready! It’s soft and a lot like Queso Fresco-we just call it queso. We crumble it on burritos or slice it with crackers.
The other “like” cheeses all start out the same but once the “cube” of curd firms, the variations start.
Microwave– Put the cube into a bowl and heat it for a few seconds, check it and drain the bowl. Repeat process until it softens, work in salt to taste, heat it another time if it need it, then let it cool. (Work it with spoons.)
Non Microwave– Keep draining the curd until you can cube it ½” by ½”. Put the cubes in bowl and add hot water (real hot, like water for coffee) press it together with spoons and work in salt to taste.
This is tricky and both ways take effort and practice.
Put the curd cubes in a plastic cereal bowl and float it in warm water in the sink (I imagine around 100-110 degrees) Drain the whey and cube curd into ½” cubes as it begins to firm up. Stir gently and drain over 30 minutes. Drain the curds thoroughly and salt to taste. Hang them in a cloth for 30 minutes then press for about 2-3 hours, turning every 30 minutes. Dry for 1 hour.
Drain the cube until firm, about 3-4 hours. Mash in a bowl until smooth and add to taste a season packet from a Ramen soup. The best is Cajun Shrimp but Chicken works well also. Press it pretty dry and then mill it by pinching it into flakes. As the flakes dry out, check them and keep milling it into Parmesan texture. Let it dry thoroughly (over night). It can be kept in a sealed container for a couple of weeks-it ages. (If it is moist, it will spoil.) Milling takes time but it can be done while reading a good book. Sprinkle on foods and soups or just take a pinch between cheek and gum!
Microwave the whey, but don’t boil it, then after 4-5 minutes of keeping it a high temperature, strain it through a cloth.
2 Styrofoam cereal bowls, one with holes made by a pencil, the other to catch the whey. They stack and come with a lid.
You can form the cheese in a lid, like the lid off a cereal bowl. Then use a cloth or paper bag direct on the cheese. Turn this over on absorbent paper and weight it with a cup of water or books. Once the cheese dries some, remove the mold (lid)
and press between absorbent papers until dry. Make sure that everything is clean, including your hands.
Most jails would frown on making cheese, so don’t do it if it will cause you more trouble.
Since mammals were first milked
Some millennium ago
Cheese is alive
With a life of its own
It forms flavor that favors
And ages with grace
In the hands of its maker
It represents the mingling
Of culture and creativity
Fueled by natural influences
Of its origin and surroundings
It brings substance to the palate
And tells the tale of textured taste
Some millennium ago
Since mammals were first milked
Maybe you remember me, I wrote to you from jail about making cheese. (You sent me a book; I hope the man I gave it to is making cheese.) I’m now transferred to a Federal Correctional Institute. I wanted to ask you if you would send me another catalog. There is some interest here about making cheese.
The Mexicans have shown me how to make their cheese. They get the milk boiling in the microwave (that’s all we have to cook with) then they add the vinegar, ¼ c. to 1 gallon milk. Stir gently; once the separation occurs, they put it back in the microwave and boil until the curds come to the top- then let it sit 5-10 minutes to cool, (allow the curds come together) then pour off the whey.
Continue pouring a few minutes, lightly pressing the curds with a spoon (since we have no cheese cloth.) They tip the bowl a little and let it set. In about 5-10 minutes, it’s ready to break into small pieces, salt and mold into a nice round of cheese.
I’m working in the education department. Maybe someday I can see if they will let me do a class on cheesemaking. Hope all is well with your business. Thank you for your time.
I used to work in a detention facility in Iraq and was amazed to see the prisoners eating what they called “yogurt ” that they had made themselves. After talking with them about it, and gaining their trust, they explained the process to me.
They would create a double boiler using two water bottles. The bigger, outside one, would be filled with boiling water. The inner one would be filled with milk from a carton. They would add anything acidic they could find to the milk (orange juice, grapefruit juice (they really liked this version, it was a very tart product) even coffee or tea (one of them said the tea made for a very smooth tasting yogurt.)) and then wrap both bottles in cloth and let sit overnight.
The next day if it was not at the consistency they wanted, they would add more boiling water and repeat. Once it was ready they would strain the whey out using either homemade strainers or new socks (they said the sock method is very common with locals who make a soft goat cheese.) The sock method is useful if you want a thicker product.
What they are left with is a semi-solid, tart yogurt-like product. The flavor of the yogurt is dictated by how long it was kept hot as well as what acid was used (like I said, grapefruit was a favorite.)
It took me several weeks to drag up the courage to try what, appeared to me, to be nothing more than rotten milk.
I find that I liked it, it was a very new taste for me. It is especially useful for flavoring other meals or drinks (they use it in coffee or tea, a traditional drink in the region) or they often mix it with mix to make it more liquid and drink it like a shake.
Anyways, I hope you like the story. I have yet to make the yogurt since I have returned home but after reading your site I remembered how much I enjoyed it and might attempt it again.